DIVORCE HOROSCOPES 2015

Aquarius January 20th – February 18th Fate created you for many things but a long-lasting morose disposition is not one of them. You are over feeling crappy and are ready for a party. Bring on the shots, cocaine and funky music, you say. You just want to have some fun and show them how it’s done […]

Divorce Horoscopes 2014

Aquarius Recently, divorced aquarians just can’t seem to make up their minds. About anything. Do they or don’t they? Can they or should they? Will they or won’t they. Aquarius is confused and disillusioned. People think it is wishy washiness and capriciousness but really, it’s confusion. And unfortunately this will continue for all of 2014. […]

DIVORCE HOROSCOPES 2013

DIVORCE SALOON DIVORCE HOROSCOPES 2013   CAPRICORN Divorced or divorcing Capricorns will experience extreme stress in 2013; that’s just a given. As if divorce is not sufficiently stressful there will be the added issues of money shortages, unexpected pregnancies and undesired long distance travel. Added to that, the ex is having a tough time with […]

Divorce HOROSCOPES, 2010

Divorce HOROSCOPES, 2010

Divorce horoscopes: DECEMBER, 2010   CAPRICORN – Dec. 22-Jan 19   Well, Cappy, what can anyone say? A divorcee’s life is never dull, that is for sure. If you are one of the recently divorced Capricorns out there, plan on receiving numerous invitations to holiday soirees and meeting a ton of interesting people and great […]

PLANETARIUM: May 2010 divorce saloon horoscopes

Aries: Your stubborn attitude is very bad for your marriage and for your family’s morale. Get off your high horse and try some flexibility before you ruin everything. Taurus: Emotional affairs are just as damaging as any other form of adultery. Notwithstanding the lies you keep feeding yourself, your behavior is inappropriate and potentially very […]

DIVORCE HOROSCOPES, 2009

Sagittarius (November 23 to December 22) Your divorce proceedings have been going badly. It looked like you would be the “loser” for a while now and that the judge and everybody has conspired against you. But wait. Something unexpected will happen in January 2010 that completely turns the tides in your favor. In the meantime, […]

NOVEMBER 2009 DIVORCE HOROSCOPES, by divorce saloon

ARIES: You may be getting divorced but your shaggaliciousness is off the charts at the moment for some weird reason. You are setting off all these sexy vibes at a time when most people would be too depressed to be sexy. You are giving off so many sexy vibes, in fact, that your spouse may change […]