‘Divorce Planetarium’ Archives
PLANETARIUM: May 2010 divorce saloon horoscopes
Aries: Your stubborn attitude is very bad for your marriage and for your family's morale. Get off your high horse and try some flexibility before you ruin everything. Taurus: Emotional affairs are just as damaging as any other form of adultery. Notwithstanding the lies you keep feeding yourself, your behavior is inappropriate and potentially [...]
DIVORCE HOROSCOPES DECEMBER, 2009 by Divorce Saloon
Sagittarius (November 23 to December 22) Your divorce proceedings have been going badly. It looked like you would be the "loser" for a while now and that the judge and everybody has conspired against you. But wait. Something unexpected will happen in January 2010 that completely turns the tides in your favor. In the meantime, just enjoy the [...]
NOVEMBER 2009 DIVORCE HOROSCOPES, by divorce saloon
ARIES: You may be getting divorced but your shaggaliciousness is off the charts at the moment for some weird reason. You are setting off all these sexy vibes at a time when most people would be too depressed to be sexy. You are giving off so many sexy vibes, in fact, that your spouse may change his/her mind when they see how many people suddenly [...]
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