WHAT TO DESIRE IN JANUARY 2018 – FOR THE RECENTLY DIVORCED

WHAT TO DESIRE IN JANUARY 2018

desire in january
This beautiful motorcycle shall be yours by osmosis if you desire it

SO IF  YOU ARE WONDERING ABOUT WHAT YOU SHOULD DESIRE IN JANUARY NOW THAT YOU ARE DIVORCED, I WILL HELP YOU DECIDE. HERE IS MY LIST FOR JANUARY 2018

  1. a Bose head set
  2. A slimmer waistline
  3. A new washing machine
  4. A set of Porcelain tea cups from limoge
  5. Whey protein
  6. Thicker hair
  7. A South by Southwest Wardrobe
  8. Neighbors who accept you into the neighborhood (and who respect your children and your dog)
  9. A Harley Davidson Motorcycle
  10. A date with either Elon Musk or Amber Heard (depending on your taste)

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