What to Desire in October 2017 (for the recently divorced)


You desire this October:

1. Perfect fitting jeans

2. More (or some) good sex

3. More (or some) child support

4. More (or some) spousal support

5. Butt implants that leave you looking like a young Brigitte Bardot

6. A collection of 12 classic novels (you will read one per month)

7. A smiley face pumpkin

8. A baking pan to learn how to bake

9. A week in the Hamptons, Long Island

10. A free membership for one year in Tracy Anderson's Manhattan gym.

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The List of Desires for October 2017. by Aisha Khan. Filed in the “D” List

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