The Gwyneth Paltrow Divorce Guide
what it is like to be divorced in your forties. That is why we have dedicated a whole category to her called Gwyneth Paltrow’s Life After Divorce.
What is Gwyneth’s Guide to Divorce for newly single women and moms (and maybe even dads)? Well, we were not able to interview her in person as she is very busy running a multi million dollar company in Santa Monica. But we have observed her quite a bit over the years and think we can guess at what she might say to folks in the divorce boat. Here are the 10 top ten tips we think she would impart:
One: Obviously, consciously uncouple to save time, headaches and public humiliation.
Two. Find a new lover stat.
Three. Take care of your self by exercising and eating right.
Four. Travel a lot.
Five. Get a house across the street from your ex for the kids’ sakes.
Six. Keep busy by starting a multi-million dollar company
Seven. Keep your ex close so you can keep a close eye on him.
Eight. Forbid your friends to say a bad word about your ex in public.
Nine. Continue to hang out with your ex during all the major holidays so the kids won’t have time to miss their other parent.
Ten. Think of your ex as a new sibling.
And voila! You have a perfect, green, clean, organic divorce a la Gwyneth.
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