Divorce Diary of Scarlett Johansson: Scarlett Johannson & Kevin Yorn (Yawn?)

Dear Diary,

The latest rumor is that I am sleeping with my lawyer Kevin Yorn.

….well, I mean, look, dear, what do you want me to tell you? I love sex, ok? I date, ok? I play the field, ok? So what?

I just resent gossip rags like the New York Post trying to make me sound like some dirty girl who just goes around sleeping with everything that moves while Romain Dauriac, my French husband, and I, hash out the divorce! I am not romantically involved with all these guys! You got that, New York Post always insinuating about people’s lives?!

I am a divorced woman, okay, and I have needs. But so what? You know, yes, maybe I hung out with Colin Jost. Does this mean I slept with the guy just because we had a drink together?? I have no interest in this guy. ZERO. Okay??

I, am, MOTHER. First and foremost. I am just like all other mothers out there. All I care about is my daughter being happy. Romain is a good stay at home dad and this enables me to have my life and to go on dates and meet people for my work. It does NOT mean I am sleeping with THESE people.

I had dinner with my attorney and all of a sudden I am supposed to be fucking Kevin Yorn. I can’t just have an innocent dinner with someone. This is my attorney for Chrissakes!!! This just isn’t cool, you know? It’s just not cool. Next it’s going to be Scajo and Brad Pitt?  Jesus.

I am not going to apologize for having needs. But I do resent all the insinuations and speculations by people who don’t know what the hell they are talking about. I never had sex with Colin Jost and I certainly did not have sex with Kevin Yorn. And so stop speculating. new York post.

But it is not like I am asking anybody’s permission even if I decided to bang em both. Cause it is NOT anybody’s business. And I am really just fed up.

(this journal entry is one of fiction and not written by Scarlett Johansson)

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WELL, ENOUGH ABOUT SCARLETT. HERE IS A SLIDE SHOW ABOUT LOOKING LOVELY ALL DAY AT DIVORCE COURT AS SEEN IN THIS POST.

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