The Divorcée & Her Red Mini Cooper

the Divorcée’s red Mini Cooper

 

The Red Mini Cooper rap is based on this post The Divorcée & Her Red Mini Cooper Written by Monique, both are ready to take the world by storm.

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Red MINI COOPER


Me and my red mini cooper

Cruising down Rodeo Drive

I never felt quite so happy, quite so glad to be alive.

Top pulled back, wind ripping through my hair

Jackie O Sunglasses fastened behind my ear

Wearing Jimmy Choo stilettos

Red nail polish on open toes

Hitting ma breaks like old pros

That’s just how my story goes




Don’t ya’ll better dare not hate me

Just cause finally I got my car

Cause if you knew the backstory

You would want to share ma glory

Don’t ya’ll better dare not hate me

Just cause am a movie star

Cause if you knew the backstory

You’d be glad I got this far




Me and my red mini cooper

Just rolled on into town

Nobody loves my mini

Quite the way that I love mini

Rain starts to drizzle down on me

Like some kind of conspiracy 

to make mini and me 

sad that it’s raining on our parade

I think of myself at seventeen

With my Asian friend Christine

She had a black sports car that

all the boys loved to take for a spin

None of them even asked me once how I’d been

and it never once rained on her parade






Me and my red mini cooper

Driving down Rodeo Drive

Rich boys in their lamboughinis

Driving by and mocking my ride

They think that they can out chase me

But I leave them in the dust

When I finally hit my brakes

my little red engine pepper

with her high speed engine horse power

Proving she’s superior




Don’t ya’ll better dare not hate me

Just cause finally I got my car

Cause if you knew the full backstory

You’d want to share with my glory

Don’t ya’ll better dare not hate me

Just cause am a movie star

Cause if you knew the full back story

You’d be glad I got this far




Twenty-five years of scrimping and saving and fighting and yearning and hoping for things

Twenty-five years of studying and failing and taking and finally passing when the fat lady sings

How is it possible that anybody could fail their driving test fifteen times?

How is it possible that right after I drove off the first time the sun caught in my eyes?

Let’s not even talk about all the other years I spent putting all this money aside

Let’s not even talk about all the years I walked two hours to work cause I didn’t have a ride

Let’s not even talk about all the other crap that came in between

The marriage, the beatings the losses, the cheating with the queen and finally the divorce

It wasn’t easy living those years and surviving with my sanity in tact

But what doesn’t kill makes you stronger and my friend, that is a fact




Now I have my mini cooper

Driving here in Beverly Hills

Who would have ever thought it possible

I could be driving this convertible

I love me my mini cooper

More than Mark Twain and Obama

Just goes to show that If you try again every day

We can all find a way




Now I got my mini cooper

I feel so sexy and chic

I feel so hot and pretty

I feel so much success

I feel so happy and lucky

I feel so tall and rich

I feel so fresh and lovely

I feel so much jeunesse




Me and my red mini cooper

Love each other too much to be sad

About a little bit of water on our head

I simple hit the buttons where they are

And her top comes gliding down, sweet mother

It is quiet, just us listening to Spanish guitar




Don’t ya’ll better dare not hate me

Just cause finally I got my car

Cause if you knew the full backstory

You’d want to share with my glory

Don’t ya’ll better dare not hate me

Just cause am a movie star

Cause if you knew the full back story

You’d be glad I got this far




I bought this puppy in cash, nigga!

 

 

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