STYLE: The 10 sexiest post-divorce revenge car purchases of all time

Divorce can be a depressing time for some people. For others, the denouement of a marriage that stopped being a happy situation is a “time to go shopping for a sexy new car.” No research has been done to figure out why a new set of wheels post divorce is such a mood lifter but it seems to be fairly universal. We have compiled the list of the 10 sexiest cars to park in the garage after a divorce. For each one, we give the price tag, the appeal factor and a quote we found about the car :

1. The Mini Cooper S

The price: $35,000

The appeal: Affordability; curb appeal

Best quote: “A lot of fun”

Why you should get it: Because now that you are divorced you need to start having some FUN!

 

2. Bentley Continental GT Speed Coupé

The price £185,000

The appeal: Speed

The best quote: “wonderfully opulent” and “the ultimate Bentley with the biggest bragging rights”

Why you should get it: Because now that you are divorced and obviously you got a really good divorce settlement, you have to splurge a little bit.

 

3. The 1970 Dodge Charger RT 440

The price: $50,000

The appeal: rebelliousness; muscle appeal

Best Quote: “A real man’s car”

Why you should get it: Because now that you are divorced you should try to find yourself a much younger same sex lover (if you used to be straight) – and this car will do the trick.

 

4. Ford Mustang V6 Premium Convertible

The price: $32,000

The appeal: The engine’s “growl”

Best quote: “Legendary”

Why you should get it: Because now that you are divorced you can finally indulge your appreciation for great cars without having to explain yourself.

5. Tesla Model S

The price: $70,000

The appeal: trendiness

Best quote:  “Amazing”

Why you should get it: Because now that you are divorced you realize you want to think and live on a higher plane.

 

6. Ferrari 458 Italia

The price:

The appeal: The sportiness and youthfulness

Best quote: “this is an exquisite prancing horse.”

Why you should get it: Because now that you divorced you already have lined up the next relationship and you want to give this as a gift (get it in yellow.)

7. Alfa Romeo 4C

The price: $55,000

The appeal: the red ones

Best Quote: “beautiful and affordable supercar.”

Why you need one: Because now that you are divorced life is a highway and you need to ride it with style and panache.

8. Aston Martin Vanquish

The price: $300,000

The appeal: snob factor

Best quote: “absolutely glorious and guaranteed to make you weak in the knees” Auto Guide

Why you need one: Because now that you are divorced you need to represent the newly and happily divorced set. There is no better way to do it than with ownership of one of these puppies.

 

9. Audi A5

The Price: $40,000

The appeal: it gets better with age

The best quote: “aged more gracefully than a bottle of first growth Bordeaux” Auto Guide

Why you need one: Because now that you are divorced you need a car that compliments who you are at your core.

10. Smart

The price:$15,000

The appeal: it is compact and built for one

Best  quote: “built for two but perfect for one.”

Why you need one: Because now that you are divorced, driving for one is not just a pleasure, it is also a responsibility to the environment

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