WILL JACK CAMP AND HIS WIFE GET A DIVORCE AFTER HIS ARREST FOR SOLICITING AND PAYING FOR SEX, AND FOR BUYING HARD DRUGS FROM AN UNDERCOVER FBI AGENT AND FOR PACKING GUNS WHILE BUYING THE DRUGS?
Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Well, stories like that of Honorable Jack Camp, Jr. of Atlanta leaves one almost speechless with confusion. What was this guy thinking? He is alleged to have solicited a stripper, and was caught in an FBI sting buying drugs (cocaine, marijuana and Roxycodone…why does that sound like a cancer medication?) from undercover agents. He was supposedly buying them for his date, the stripper, and when she expressed fear for his safety during the transaction, Mr. Testosterone told her, per Huffington Post: “‘I not only have my little pistol, I’ve got my big pistol so, uh, we’ll take care of any problems that come up,’ according to the affidavit.'” Which, just between you and me, made me giggle. I mean, this 67 year old FEDERAL JUDGE thinks he’s Bonnie and Clyde or something, eh?
Well, is there going to be a divorce from his wife, Mrs. Camp? Not quite yet apparently. All media reports are asserting that the missus has vowed to stand by her man. So, obviously, she knows something that we don’t. For all we know, this whole brouhaha is just one big, fat misunderstanding. Let’s hope.