TEXAS: Common-law wife, Michelle Thomas stabs husband (with scissors) when he fails to satisfy her in bed

I’m sorry. I apologize. I’m cracking up. Hold on a second……………………………………………………………………..

Ok. I’ve pulled myself together. So this story just broke in Texas. A woman is under arrest because she stabbed her common law husband with a scissors in the wake of unsatisfying sexual intercourse………………………………………………………………

hahahahahahahaha 🙂

She told police that her husband came home drunk and committed domestic violence, when in fact, there was no sign she had been roughed up by the poor guy. Rather, the guy had cuts and slits all over him and was bleeding from head to toe. The Lufkin Daily News:

A Hudson woman was arrested early Tuesday, accused of stabbing her common-law husband because she was unhappy with his performance in the bedroom, an arrest report stated. Hudson Police officers were called around 1 a.m. Tuesday to the Ted Trout Drive home Michelle Thomas, 26, shared with the man.

It cracks me up (even though I know it is inappropriate to be amused, I’m sorry 🙂 ) because, I mean, what woman doesn’t relate to that? I mean, what is this? You have this bozo who continues to waste your time as a matter of routine with sub-standard sex, frustrating, un-orgasmic, and blah. Meanwhile he expects to get his needs met. And you do your best to meet his needs. And sometimes he’s even tantrically pleased with your efforts. And then it’s your turn and he gives you crap? I mean, I don’t condone taking a scissor to the guy. But I do understand how this woman could have been driven to take matters into her own hands. The only problem is now she’s facing 20 years in prison and a $10,000 fine for her handiwork.

Man. You can’t make this stuff up.  I wonder if that means the common law marriage is over? Wait a second, how does one divorce a common law marriage spouse?  That’s something I have to look up.

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