Archive for June, 2009
South Carolina governor Mark Sanford says the other woman is his “soul mate”
Girrrrl, ahahahahahha......hehehehehehehe....!!! I can't keep UP! Too much going on. Too much. From all angles and directions, girrrl. Now I've got to hear this: that Mark Sanford of South Carolina held a new conference and said essentially that he loves his mistress, that she is his soul mate, but that he is staying married and working [...]
Should Michael Jackson’s kids get a paternity test?
Will Michael Jackson's older kids need a paternity test? I keep hearing these persistent rumors that their biological mother Debbie Rowe is saying that she was artificially inseminated. That is very interesting. But is it a lie? If I were the Jacksons, I would do a genetic marker on those kids and publicly reveal the results to shut everybody up. [...]
Will Gloria Allred seek a financial guardian for Michael Jackson’s kids?
According to Reuters, Michael Jackson's parents, his mom specifically, has gained temporary guardianship over his estate and his children. I've been wondering though whether this is a situation that Gloria Allred is going to get involved in? She seems to be pretty trigger happy with things like this. She is seeking a guardian placed on the [...]
NEW YORK: A widow named Ruth Madoff…150 years!
The judge threw the book at Bernie Madoff today, giving him 150 years in the slammer. It is over. He's not coming back. This is not a divorce. This is a woman who has lost her husband forever. ... As I listened to the newscast, I couldn't help feeling bad for him. I know. I know. Nobody should have sympathy for a guy like Bernie Madoff. [...]
Should nanny Grace Rwaramba get custody of the Jackson kids?
This would be seriously unprecedented in my experience, this notion of the nanny getting custody of the kids. But I guess it could happen. If it is deemed to be in the children's best interest, then almost anyone can get custody if you think about it. Worse case scenario, kids can get adopted by a perfect stranger, so why not the nanny who is [...]
How long should you grieve your divorce?
With all the grieving going on in the world this week on account of the deaths of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, and all those other angels whom I never had the privilege to meet or to know through their celebrity, I thought I'd write about "grieving" your divorce, since I had the post in draft for at least six weeks and counting. Yes, I know [...]
My spouse is addicted to drugs. Can I get a divorce…
Michael Jackson was allegedly addicted to prescription drugs. As are many other people in this country and around the world. It can't be easy living with, and being married to a drug addict--whether that is street drugs or drugs prescribed by a doctor. (Michael's friend Deepok Chopra says that a lot of Hollywood doctors are really drug dealers [...]
Hey Ruth Madoff, forced to sell the marital residence? Why don’t you…
It's worse than if she is getting divorced or if she's been widowed. The topper insult is that Ruth will have to sell the marital residences give the residences to the Feds who will sell them and divvy the proceeds amongst investors. It's a glorified receivership like what happens in some divorces where the property is put under the control of a [...]
Allen Stanford beloved ex husband, boyfriend, and father to get out of jail
Sir Allen Stanford is a good husband and father and thus is probably innocent. Say what you want about accused Financier Allen Stanford, but he must have something good in him because according to media reports, when he went for his bail hearing last week, in attendance were his: soon to be ex wife (the divorce is probably on hiatus), two ex [...]
Ruth Madoff downsizes to $2.5 million settlement with Feds
RUTH MADOFF'S DIVORCE SETTLEMENT HAS BEEN FINALIZED Wife of infamous Wall Street ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff has agreed cut a deal with federal prosecutors according to Reuters. Instead of pursuing claims that she is entitled to about $70 million in assets from her "marital estate" she will give up all claims to all but $2.5 million in assets. [...]
Will Katherine Jackson (Michael Jackson’s mom) fight his ex wife Debbie Rowe for custody?
CNN reporters claim that Debbie Rowe's parental rights were reinstated in 2006. That means that contrary to what I surmised earlier, she would be in line to get custody of at least two of the kids. The only reason I think that Katherine Jackson, the children's grandmother will get custody is the fact that the court has to determine what is in [...]
Debbie Rowe is not in line to get custody of Michael Jackson’s kids
If TMZ is correct, Michael Jackson's ex-wife gave up all rights to custody after they divorced. She was even asked during the hearing whether she fully understood that all her rights would be cut off forever and she pretty much says yes she understood, and no, she does not want the job, even if he dies. So that is decisive. Who ever gets custody [...]
Will there be a custody battle for Michael Jackson’s kids?
Who will get custody of Michael Jackson's three children 12-year old Michael Joseph Jackson Jr., 11-year old Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and 7-year old Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II? The eldest two share the same mother, who was a nurse working for Mr. Jackson's dermatologist at the time they met, a strange woman by the name of [...]
The King of Pop is dead and I am so sad
I can't really think of a divorce angle on this post. I am not even going to try to (except to say he's been divorced twice). With all due respect to this iconic performer, I dedicate this post to Michael Jackson. I am deeply saddened tonight to learn that he has passed so abruptly. I can't even cry, I am just stunned. I can't imagine how those [...]
GOVERNOR SANFORD CONFESSES TO ADULTERY; DIVORCE TO FOLLOW?
MARK SANFORD V. JENNY SANFORD I-ya-yie. I am not feeling too good, folks. I have only myself to blame. Today, for some inexplicable, typically marionesque reason, I decided to walk across the Brooklyn Bridge even though heavy black clouds were hanging so low in the sky, they were almost touching the top arch of the bridge. I calculated [...]
Are marriage/family oriented celebrity reality shows fundamentally bad for their marriages?
Jessica and Nick. Britney and Kevin. Tori and Dean. Jon & Kate. I see a pattern here. Do you? If I were a manager of a celebrity, I would automatically vote no to any proposal for my client to appear in a reality show that involves having cameras come into their private domain/home and film the intimacies of their lives. It is a death [...]
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