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Astrology and Divorce: Does your Zodiac sign predispose you to divorce?

Are there any stats on this, do you know? I can hear all the men cringe just reading the tag line on this one. They like to pretend they don’t believe in astrology. Whatever.  Well, I thought it was an interesting post idea. I just don’t happen to know if there are any stats on how divorce and astrology intersect.

I would imagine they would, though. Some signs just are incompatible. For me, I could never marry a Leo. Or a Gemini. Or a Sagittarius. Or an Aries. It would just be a disaster. And Libra too. I couldn’t marry a Libra. The key to marriage, as I’ve said ad nauseum on this blog, is compatibility. Some people think that Astrology is nonsense and it probably is, but not all of it. There is something to it. Some people born at certain times of the year  just affect me a certain way. Sagittarius cracks me up, big time. But is incredibly insensitive and marriage would be a disaster because I am hypersensitive. Leo? Oh my word. Especially the July ones? I don’t even want to talk about it. Gemini is too cunning for me; I could never keep up with the mind games and deception cause I’m too straightforward and clueless. Gemini would destroy my sanity. Aries? Either they will kill me or I will kill them. And Libra is way too wishy washy and flirtatious. But enough about me. What about you and your astrological predisposition for divorce?

Well, I don’t know. I’m not an astrologist. But I can tell you why each sign would be predisposed to divorce:

Leo–It’s all about them

Cancer — clingy

Gemini – deceitful

Aries–hot-headed

Libra — Wishy washy commitment phobes who are decisionally challenged.

Sagittarius–They secretly don’t like marriage. They want to be free.

Virgo–to much of a perfectionist

Aquarius–blame it on the alcohol at all the parties

Pisces – they need all this artificial (and illegal) stimulation all the time.

Capricorn–hypersensitive workaholic

Scorpio –a sex fiend who can never be satisfied

Taurus–stubborn mofo who can’t yield for nothing even if it means saving the marriage.

(I’m working on stopping with the curse words but for now, there you have it.)

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3 Responses to Astrology and Divorce: Does your Zodiac sign predispose you to divorce?

  1. BtheTamale

    May 31, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    Wow!!! I agree for the most part on some of the predispositions of the divorce issues for the signs, however me being a Pisces am not into illegal things or artifical stims…. lol… I am the ambitious, go getter Pisces the shark going up the ocean not down :) What is ur sign? Email me or tweet me at BtheTamale :)

  2. admin

    May 31, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    BtheTamale, thank you for your comment. I am a Christmas baby.

  3. jess

    July 11, 2009 at 4:57 am

    i’m a cancerian not the least bit clingy and hate possesive men why are cancers always described as clingy and domestic most cancerians including myself are nothing like either of the two traits astrology descripions can’t seem to get it right

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