Divorce-proof your marriage, Ms. Sasha Fierce

You can divorce-proof your marriage if you work it, girl

I still don’t know what Beyonce is talking about with this “Sasha Fierce” alter ego she seems to have going on. I am sure she owns the trademark to this name and I shouldn’t probably use it without permission…

 But I think I get the general idea that when she performs, she is somebody else. She goes to places that under normal circumstances she wouldn’t go, to give her all to a performance. She, in short, becomes Ms. Sasha Fierce and this other Beyonce is electrifying, compelling and sells a lot of tickets.

So what the heck does that have to do with your marriage? Don’t look at me. I am just an eccentric writer over here just writing whatever comes to my head. I’m free associating. That’s it. Free associating, and Sasha Fierce came into my head, and so I decided to find an angle, and to link Sasha to your marriage. How am I doing so far?

Ok. Let me try to see how I can make this argument…I think that… in order to divorce-proof your marriage…every woman has to find her inner Sasha Fierce. Sasha is really intense, isn’t she? She will not be ignored. She’s aggressive, entertaining and so unique she is worthy of trademark protection.

I think every wife needs to find her inner Sasha Fierce to hang on to her marriage, especially if she’s having trouble keeping it together. And who isn’t these days? Does that mean you have to get into Beyonce-esque outfits and prance around on a stage with your hair flying? Well, there is a time and place for everything under the sun, isn’t there?

But I think the idea with Sasha Fierce is to keep your husband on his toes, keep him coming back for more, captivate his attention, be aggressive about saving your marriage. And yes, the occasional costumed dance concert for his eyes only can potentially seal the deal. And I mean, look. The competition out there is preposterous. Even for the Beyonces of the world. Why do you think she came up with Sasha to begin with? Where and when do you think Sasha was born? Huh? I bet you divorce is not an option for Ms. Sasha…cause for sure, she wouldn’t enjoy the divorce diet. http://www.divorcesaloon.com/the-divorce-diet

What in the name am I talking about? I don’t know. You know what? I’ve jumped the shark. I HAVE JUMPED THE SHARK. Reel me back in, please. REEL. ME. BACK. IN.

Ok. I’m back in character. Forget everything I just said. The real way to divorce-proof your marriage is with board games. No, I’m totally serious.  

People are saving their marriages right now by playing old fashioned board games like monopoly at home in their pajamas. Apparently the recession is causing people to stay in more, and engage in simpler activities such as playing board games with their spouses and their kids. A family that plays together stays together apparently. No, really. I read that on Reuters this morning about the increase in families who are playing board games now.

Imagine that. Sasha Fierce playing board games with hubby and the kids in her pj’s can divorce-proof her marriage. Who knew?

You heard it here first.

Oh, btw: here is a post I did about First Ladies Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni Sarkozy titled: “Whose marriage is divorce proof” link to it here: http://www.divorcesaloon.com/michelle-obama-v-carla-bruni-sarkozy-whose-marriage-is-divorce-proof

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